Fuck my life. I screw everything up.

(Source: alojahbaylie)

With a Hispanic girl

hervacationh0me:

You will either get
A good, faithful, wholesome girl who is a ride or die but behind closed doors will ride that dick up the walls and shit, like the Fire Nation rides those big ass lizards in Avatar: The Last Airbender

Or 

You will get a psycho bitch who will try everything in her power to ruin your life. These are the bitches you gotta babyproof the house for and shit. No sharp objects because if shit goes down, she WILL stab you. Only question is where. 

If having dirty thoughts were illegal, I’d be serving multiple life sentences.

internationalplayersclub: